"I like dirty shoes and I can not lie.
My brother, Chester, just can't deny."
"When mom puts down her stinky stinky shoes,
I simply can't resist!"
Chester: "Yes, I can deny! I like a nice clean rug to lay my clean furs. No dirty shoes for me!"
Yes, it is true. Armani goes wild for dirty shoes. The stinkier, the better. Mom finds him by himself in the dark in the laundry room almost every day with the dirty shoes!