JB's Big and Small Worlds has an an opening for a Purrsonal Assistant.
**Typing of 80+ words per minute, because we have a lot to say
CocoBean: I have more to say than you!
Gaia: Uh-uh, I have the most to say and much more important things than you!
**Food preparation and serving
**Entertainment with assorted toys, especially the peacock feather and the laser pointer
**Clean and freshen our facilities
**Feed the actors on BIRD TV
**MUST LOVE CATS
And last but not least.....
**Generally attend to the whims and wants of 6 low-maintenance felines
Head butts, belly snuggles, bad breath kisses, wake up cat calls, hacked up hairballs, constant pestering, food critique, 6 versions of rumbly purrs, etc.
We don't want to tell you too much or we might get too many applicants!
Charli: There are no vacation or PTO days available with this job opening.
Armani: This is a FULL-TIME position. We don't want any more of this PART-TIME stuff we get from our current assistant.
Please contact JB to submit your application.