Sunday, February 27, 2011

Help Wanted

JB's Big and Small Worlds has an an opening for a Purrsonal Assistant.

Minimum qualifications:

**Typing of 80+ words per minute, because we have a lot to say
 CocoBean:  I have more to say than you!
Gaia:  Uh-uh, I have the most to say and much more important things than you!

 **Food preparation and serving

**Entertainment with assorted toys, especially the peacock feather and the laser pointer

**Clean and freshen our facilities

 **Feed the actors on BIRD TV

**MUST LOVE CATS
And last but not least.....

**Generally attend to the whims and wants of 6 low-maintenance felines

Benefits:
Head butts, belly snuggles, bad breath kisses, wake up cat calls, hacked up hairballs, constant pestering, food critique, 6 versions of rumbly purrs, etc.  
We don't want to tell you too much or we might get too many applicants!

Charli:  There are no vacation or PTO days available with this job opening.
Armani:  This is a FULL-TIME position.  We don't want any more of this PART-TIME stuff we get from our current assistant.

Please contact JB to submit your application.

Please visit me and my animal friends at JB's BIG WORLD here and sign my GUESTBOOK here!

Monday, February 14, 2011

Valentine's Day Outtakes.....and Remembering Misty

Getting us to dress up for Valentine's Day this year was a chore for mom.  Only the ManCats in the house even came close to cooperating.

Armani:  You woke me up from my deep sleep for this frivolity?

Chester:  I think I remember this silliness from last year.  Will you feed me some extra treats for participating?

Some of us models did not want to cooperate at all, and some of us even hid under the bed, so you don't see us at all in this post.

Happy Valentine's Day to all our friends!!

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Since mom will have another busy week, I also want to remember our best model ever, Misty.
Mom and I still miss you very much, Misty!   ~~JB

~~Misty~~
9/95 - 2/16/09

Please visit me and my animal friends at JB's BIG WORLD here and sign my GUESTBOOK here!

Wednesday, February 9, 2011

Wordless Wednesday - Who is Watching Me?

Hhhhmmmm....

Scary Thing update from our last post:
Mom attached the turkey feathers to another stick and found out that Armani is not afraid of Turkeys at all!  He is just scared of the scary beads that were in the handle of the scary thing.  
Armani LOVES turkey feathers!

Please visit me and my animal friends at JB's BIG WORLD here and sign my GUESTBOOK here!

Friday, February 4, 2011

It was a Scary Thing!

Greetings and Salutations, it's me, Armani today, highjacking JB's blog.  I figure if the tabbies can highjack it, so can I!
I want to tell you a story.  Normally I am very laid back, and never scared of a thing. 

But something happened about a week ago, and I had to sit up and take notice.

I had to run away and hide for 5 whole days.....

 ....from this!  Look how scary it is!   I was absolutely TERRIFIED! Chester's uncle Bob and aunt Doris were so nice to bring it over for us all to play with and everyone LOVED it, except me.
It is made with organic Turkey feathers and had some little beads in the handle that made scary noises.   
Mom does not know if I was scared of the noises, or of TURKEYS from the past in my previous home!

Good thing I have JB as a "big" sister.  She said she would protect me from the scary thing.
~~Armani

(Mom had to put the scary thing away in the closet for now.)

Please visit me and my animal friends at JB's BIG WORLD here and sign my GUESTBOOK here!