Sunday, February 27, 2011

Help Wanted

JB's Big and Small Worlds has an an opening for a Purrsonal Assistant.

Minimum qualifications:

**Typing of 80+ words per minute, because we have a lot to say
 CocoBean:  I have more to say than you!
Gaia:  Uh-uh, I have the most to say and much more important things than you!

 **Food preparation and serving

**Entertainment with assorted toys, especially the peacock feather and the laser pointer

**Clean and freshen our facilities

 **Feed the actors on BIRD TV

**MUST LOVE CATS
And last but not least.....

**Generally attend to the whims and wants of 6 low-maintenance felines

Benefits:
Head butts, belly snuggles, bad breath kisses, wake up cat calls, hacked up hairballs, constant pestering, food critique, 6 versions of rumbly purrs, etc.  
We don't want to tell you too much or we might get too many applicants!

Charli:  There are no vacation or PTO days available with this job opening.
Armani:  This is a FULL-TIME position.  We don't want any more of this PART-TIME stuff we get from our current assistant.

Please contact JB to submit your application.

Please visit me and my animal friends at JB's BIG WORLD here and sign my GUESTBOOK here!

24 comments:

Kea said...

Surely you'll get a slew of applications!

BTW, "feed the actors on Bird TV" made our mom laugh and laugh. :-P

Angel and Kirby said...

OH, NO! Is Mom off on another adventure? I love the picture with most of you in it!

MoMo said...

Love the pic with most of you in it. Look, if you get too many applicants please send them over to me. Mine can type but she just doesn't do it for me.

Grrreta said...

Wow, that sounds like a great job. The benefits are excellent! It looks to us like your current assistant is doing a pretty good job, though. Maybe you kitties just need to increase the level of snoopervision, and maybe wake her up in the middle of the night to complete her tasks if her performance does not meet your expectations.

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

WOW!!! We bet you get tons of applications!! We can also help if you get too many!! We could use a new PA too ;) Maybe one foe each of us!!!!! Ooooooo!! That would be cool :) hahahahahaha
Purrs Mickey,Georgia & Tillie

Mr Puddy said...

If we live near you, my mom really want to do this job. Sound like a purrfect job for her !

And me and my mom love this post cause you made us cracked up with Feed the actors on BIRD TV : )
You guys have a very luxury life !
xxx

Brian said...

Oh yes, I agree with the others, the actors on Bird-TV being fed is very impawtant. Hey, I think the line will be very long so you had best forgive your current assistant, we think all looks purrty good from where I sit!

The Island Cats said...

Oh we bet you'll get lots of applicants!! Who wouldn't want to take care of you guys??!? But don't hire our mom if she applies...she's not very good (besides we wanna keep her)!

Sparkle the Designer Cat said...

Well, except for the "must love cats" part, my human is totally NOT qualified for this position! No wonder I can't get rid of her - no one else wants her!

cwcwccw said...

Very nice photos.

joanne, jane, jill, johnny, jay boy, jasmine & capu from Singapore

Sweet Praline said...

Uh oh! Has your purrsonal assistant been slack lately?

Lorenza said...

Oh-oh!
That is a lot of work!
I am not so sure you will get lots of applicants!
Maybe you can give your assistant another chance!
Take care
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Ludo van Doggy said...

I hope your Mom knows about this! Maybe she needs a PA?
~lickies, Ludo

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan and Bibi-Chan said...

Well now... from those photos it looks to us like your current assistant is doing a pretty good job, except perhaps for the blogging volume issue...

Purrs,
The Chans

Ginger Jasper said...

I think you will get lots of attention from your add and I also think your mum would be lost without looking after you. I love the actors on bird TV.. Hugs GJ xx

Fin said...

I'll take your overflow!

the 4 Bs said...

i guess we had better not apply... we would probably play with you kiddos just a little bit too much!

woofs

Khyra And Sometimes Her Mom said...

I'd ofFUR woo mine but I need her -

Paws khrossed fur woo!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Huffle Mawson said...

I'd offer you my secretary but she is just as useless as yours.

Huskee and Hershey said...

Uh oh.. so you kitties are serious about sacking the current assistant huh? I think you guys will get a flood of applications!

OKcats said...

Miss JB, perhaps we can take a look at the finalists that you do not decide to hire - our mom certainly has not been giving us the proper attention we deserve! We hope things get better!

Your friends, Fuzzy and Zoe

Anita said...

It´s difficult to find humans who give a good service. Good luck!

Ariel said...

Hmmmm....My mom could be replaced :)

Prints the Cat said...

My Mom says if she lived closer to you all, she'd apply for the position!