Mom says I always have a grouchy look on my face. And I never purr for her.
Come closer, and listen to this. How would you act, if your mom started calling you Hootchie Pootchie?
What is this Hootchie Pootchie? Do I look like a Hootchie Pootchie to you?
My name is Gaia! Oh, the indignities!