Tuesday, January 5, 2010

OH, THE HORROR!

Mom tricked me and put me in this stupid little PTU this morning!


I am not going to go quietly!  I will make a whole lotta noise!!

Oh no, the little room, it is the little room!  Mom, mom, what is wrong with me?  Why am I in the little room??

I will hide so the Dr. V-E-T can not see me!  OH, THE HORROR!

It did not work.  He saw me any way and I had to have my annual exam.  Here is what happened:

1.  I got a rabid shot -- why, I say?  I am not rabid??
2.  My bloods were stolen!  -- Dr. V-E-T says I am a "senior" this year because I will be 10, so stealing bloods is recommended. (1/7: Update....my bloods were all good and healthy, not like a cat of 10 years!  I am still light on my toes and young!  whoo hoo!)

3.  I got poked EVERYWHERE! -- even in the most unladylike places!

I finally got home, and I am a very distraught Jelly Bean.
Mom!  Where are my treats for going through this horror??

Before you go, please sign my GUESTBOOK, and stop by JB's BIG WORLD here too, thanks!

32 comments:

Anita said...

Happy New Year friends!!!

My dear Jb, I hope your blood work will be all right. I´m sure!

Purrrrrrrrrrrrs.

Angel and Kirby said...

We will send you some treats if we can figure out how to push them through the PC! We hope all you tests come back A-OK!

Deetz said...

They stole your bloods? Oh My Dog!
You need your bloods. The vetty doctor tried to touch me near my turd cutter, but I would have none of that. I mean, there are just someplaces humans should leave well enough alone, right? I am so sorry you had to go to the vetty doc and get your annual shots and stuff, but it is for your own good, and its only once a year. Did you get any treats? I have some treats I can mail you

Deetzy Boy

Maggie May said...

Oh the horror of it all! You deserve lots and lots of yummy treats after all that! We hope the blood work turns out purrfectly!!!

Kari in WeHo said...

oh no that sounds awful. they better find a way to make it up to you

The Kool~Kittie~Krew said...

Firstly...Happy New Year...

Secondly...that sounds like an PAWFUL day! We think this should call for ALL SORTS of extra treats!

PS...Mom says thanx for the bday wishes!

Khyra The Siberian Husky And Sometimes Her Mom said...

Khwit whining 'bout it -


I thought woo khats were TOUGH khritters!

Just think of the extra special time woo had with your mom!

Hugz&Khysses,
Khyra

Daisy said...

Sorry you had to endure such terrible tortures, JB! You definitely deserve many, many treats.

Everycat said...

Poor JB! This is no way to start the New Year. We hope the year improves for you immediately and you get many treats for enduring such horrors.

We apologise for not being around to see you, we have had a bit of a sad time, we lost Angel.

Whicky Wuudler

Tom, Tama-Chan, Sei-Chan, Yuu-Chan said...

Oh No!!!! Poor JB! What a horrible experience! And you really mean there were no treats (and extra cuddles) to make up for it even a little? Life sometimes is just too unfair!

We hope the rest of 2010 is fun and peaceful for you and your siblings.

Meadow said...

Ohhhh, that wasn't very fun. But hopefully the short visit means less LONG visits down the road :)

Teddy Bear said...

Uh, JB, the horror! I hate going to the vet too. I hope you got lots of treats for the torture this morning.

Love,
Teddy Bear

The Island Cats said...

Oh JB!! How could they do that to you??!? The only good thing...it's over now!!

hero said...

I guess mom was making sure you start off the new year with a good book of health... nevertheless, some extra cuddles and treats should make up for it.

Licks, hero

SophieKitty said...

What a terrible day you had, JB! You certainly deserve lots of treats for what you went through.

Lorenza said...

Hi, JB!
Sorry your hiding trick did not work!
But I hope everything goes well with your exams!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Prints the Cat said...

Oh JB. I am sorry you had to go to the V E T. I hope the blood tests show nothing is wrong. It is good to have a baseline anyways.

p.s. You look SO CUTE trying to hide!

Dennis the Vizsla said...

Heinous! I'll be they're vampires!

Bae Bae said...

Oh no.. that is so scary.. I hope you get lots of treats to calm yourself after the incident..

~ Bae

Huffle Mawson said...

I'm sorry JB. I hope you are giving your mum the back of disrespect now.

Jemma the Chihuahua said...

UGH, not the evil vet! The last time I was in and had my blood stolen, I came out looking BEAT UP for the whole week!

The Paw Relations said...

How awful for you to go to the little room! We hope that you're okay now though.

Two Sisters said...

Those vet people are always stealing bloods. They steal ours too! I'm sorry you had to endure such a horrible day!

Prints the Cat said...

Hi JB, I decided not to trade my Mom in for a new one. She sure has done a lot for me, and she isn't even a cat person!

There's my garden buffet, the fleece blankie/pillow she hand-made, and she also made me a little platform for the bay window. If you look at the recent pic of me in the bay window with the garden buffet, you'll notice there is a piece of cardboard on my "ledge." This is new. It used to be just wood slates but it was hard for me to balance myself because of the extra space between the slates. So, she added a flat piece of cardboard to help me navigate the window ledge. She also cleaned some window sills and windows!

I have done well with training her, don't you think?

Brian said...

Oh no, I hate it when we get tricked like that too. You deserve bunches of treats!

Lorianna said...

Oh no! My poor, sweet Jelly Bean! It really was for your own good sweetie. Mommy just wants to be sure that you are healthy because she loves you very much.
I can't believe the VET called you a senior! How rude! You don't look a day over 3! I hope you got lots of delicious treats and Toeshee says that you are very beautiful and probably lots of fun to share toys with. :)
Have a fantastic New Year Everyone!
Love,
Lorianna

Huskee and Hershey said...

Happy New Year buddies!!

Sorry to hear about the vet visit.. and the stolen blood.. oh and the poking 'there'. OMdoG.. the vet called you a 'senior'? Pffft....

Thor said...

Good try, JB. Sorry it did not work.
It´s great to hear you´re ok, though.

Happy New Year to all of you!

Thor

Mickey,Georgia , Tillie said...

Oh yuck!!!!!! What a rotten way to start the new year :o At least you god a perfect result ;) Now you can demand,we mean DEMAND those treats!!!!
Purrs Mickey, Georgia & Tillie

The Kitty Krew said...

JB, we are happy to hear your bloods were good...what a horrible way to start the new year! We hope you got lots and lots of treats for having to go through that!

Stay warm, kitties!!

Purrs and hugs,
The Kitty Krew

happy said...

Happy New Year to all of you!

Glad to know you're fit as a fiddle. Hope you get your treats after all that JB.

Anita said...

Congratulations my friend!! I´m glad for you! :D

My humans has been sick, I´m worked of nurse, muahahaha!

Purrrrrrrs.