My mom had made it deep into Phase 6, and that is why she decided to switch jobs recently.
You are listening to jazz -- Your first day at work is great.
Your co-workers are wonderful, your cubicle is cute,
and your boss is the best!
You are listening to pop music -- After a while
you are so busy that you are not sure if you're coming
or going anymore.
You are listening to heavy metal -- This is what
you feel like at month end.
You are listening to hip hop -- You become bloated
due to stress, feel sluggish and suffer from constipation.
Your co-workers are too cheerful for your liking and the
walls of your cubicle are closing in. You have started
thinking 'WHATEVER' about your boss.
You are listening to GANGSTA RAP -- After more
time passes, your eyes start to twitch, you forget
what a 'good hair day' feels like as you just fall out
of bed and load up on caffeine.
You are listening to the voices in your head --
You have built a makeshift door on your cubicle to
keep people out, You have a dartboard with your
boss's picture on it in your cube, You wonder why
you are even here in the first place.