Friday, August 8, 2008

PooPoo is Coming Home From Jail on Sunday!

News flash! PooPoo gets to come home from jail on Sunday evening! Mom went by the jail to tell her the news this morning, and got the usual Tasmanian Devil reaction......from the top shelf of her double condo (uh, jail cell).

PooPoo said: "Why did you leave me here so long, mom?" Why? WHY?

Mysteriously, PooPoo's arthritic affliction seems to have vanished while in jail. Could it all have been a sympathy act at home before? So, uh, the double ground floor condo was not necessary?

PooPoo ran out of her cell when mom opened the door, for her usual brushing that mom gave her on each visit. PooPoo did not want to show it, but I think she is excited to be coming home.

*32 Days in jail in "double" condo = $692
*Gas for 26 mile drive round trip each jail visit = $6/visit
*Feliway pheromones to prepare for PooPoo's return home = $42
*New cat tree for comfort when sequestered in own room when return home = $150
*Unlimited swats, hisses, scratches, and just plain mean looks = Priceless
*There are some things money can't buy,....for the rest there is MasterCard.


Before you go, please sign my GUESTBOOK, and stop by my BIG WORLD too, thanks!

32 comments:

NinjaCat said...

Oh PooPoo, you're my kind of cat!! We are glad you are going home soon.

Brenda & Ninja

Rambo said...

You are so funny JB. I hope kitty prison has changed Poo Poo, cause that was a pretty expensive sentence. And she gets a new cat tree for being released? WOW...would your Mom like a chihuahua named Rambo?
Ram

Mickey said...

PooPoo!! Finally getting sprung and you are going to a ....new home!!!!!! :o
This could be interesting ;)
heehee

Purrs Mickey

SophieKitty said...

Glad you're breakin' out of the pen!

Dewey Dewster said...

Poo Poo...

Somethin' tells me ya better be on yer best behavior when ya get home...those dollar signs are powerful forces with or without Mastercard.....

JB....can't ya control 'er at bit?

Dewey Dewster here.....

Hammer said...

Hi JB
Poo Poo is worth it. Despite her quirky nature at times, she looks a real sweetie.
Love from Hammer

Tracey and Huffle said...

And PooPoo, you are worth every penny!

Huffle Mawson

Noah the Airedale said...

You crack us up JB.

Noah Willow Tess & Lucy

MedaM said...

It is a great new!:-)) I am really glad that PooPoo is coming back home. I do hope everything is going to be alright after all.

Pedro said...

JB,

You are a funny cat! Unlimited swats, hisses, scratches & mean looks - priceless indeed! Glad to hear PooPoo is coming home. Maybe they reformed her during her stay in jail. Maybe she'll turn the page and be a brand new cat? Can you teach old CATS new tricks???

Pedro

Daisy said...

Hooray for PooPoo! You should have a big parade for her return!

Abby said...

Hi, JB...

I'm glad PooPoo is coming home...You must have missed her...

Abby xxxooo

Evergreen loves Kilroy said...

Hahaha! Aww, I'm glad poor PooPoo can come home!

Lorenza said...

Hi, JB!
Glad to hear PooPoo is coming home!
I know you missed her!
Kisses and hugs
Lorenza

Asta said...

PooPoo
I'm glad you get to gohome finally..I'm suwe they've been sad waifout you..you awe pwiceless
smoochie kisses
ASTA

Sunny's Mommy said...

PooPoo, you're looking wonderful as always :-) And today is the day you go home!!! That is such great news!

Question for your Mom - does the lessening or disappearance of her arthritis mean she's keeping herself clean now? I hope so.

the 4 Bs said...

we're glad that PooPoo is coming home. she is one expensive kitty!

woofs.

Snowball said...

LOL. Poo Poo sure is one very expensive kitty. Your mum will have to slave herself for a while to pay MasterCard.

This is really great news that she is finally coming home. Does that means that your house is sold successfully?

Luv

Snowball

Girl Girl Hamster said...

Yeah for poo poo coming back home. :)

~ Girl girl

Bounce, Lucy and Trixie said...

Yay! PooPoo is coming home. Hopefully she will be in a better mood now. It made us sad to think of poor PooPoo locked up in jail.

4 Boys and a Lady said...

Poo Poo, it's great to hear you're coming home... You are a real diva!

Lorianna said...

Yay, PooPoo is coming home! Your accounting abilities are awesome JB! Funny too! :) I hope she's a good kitty in your new home. She sure knows how to give the "stink eye", huh?
I'm still keeping you all in my thoughts during your move and the adjustment period afterwards.
Hugs and Smoochies,
Lorianna

Simba said...

Thank you for your concern while I was unwell. Your kind words made me get better so much quicker.

Simba x

Deetz said...

Hillarious!!!! PooPoo has been playing sicky all this time? Just wanted some attention I bet. Will bark at you when you get settled.
Deetzy

Tybalt said...

Ha ha ha! Hurray for PooPoo!

PooPoo sounds like she'd get along with the Tortie Twins well . . .

Pedro said...

PooPoo!

Are you home yet???

Pedro

The Furry Kids said...

I am sure that PooPoo got rehabilitated while in kitty jail. :)

Clover said...

Hi JB!!
Sorry I have not been around too much - I am trying to get my mom to be more helpful.
Great news for PooPoo! yaaay! She does look a little angry in jail. But she will be so happy to come home.
Love Clover xo

Hana said...

PooPoo, you had better be a good girl! Look at all the money your Mom is spending on you! And I don't see treats on that list. Shouldn't treats be on the list?

What are Feliway pheromones? I will have to look that up!

Forty Paws said...

Heh heh. Nothing like MC!!!

Luf, Us

Mary said...

PooPoo sounds like a perfect companion for my "devil cat"...Mouse. Maybe PooPoo would convince Mouse to let me comb her....or Mouse would teach some of her bad habits and mean ways to PooPoo. Maybe not a good mix after all.

Anita said...

Muahahahahahahahaha!

Oh great news! You´re in home!! I´m happy for you dear Poo Poo.

Purrrrrs.